Sunday, May 29, 2005

The Evil, Evil Devil must go!

This is the actual kind of bullshit that slows the government down, and gives senseless morons like this Craig Stanely a platform to stand on:

Devil's Hot over Proposal to Change Name

Can someone please tell me why this guy got elected? Can someone please take away his ability to communicate, because he is wasting tax payers dollars to quable over the name of an NHL franchise, which like all other NHL franchise, arent even playing right now, and havent for a year because of a stupid lockout!

Oh, and in case you were wondering, this is what their mascot looks like:




Wwwwwwooooooo, terrifying!

And here he is with some very special students!



As you can see by the looks on their faces, they are scared silly. Oh wait... nevermind.... Bad example....

Here he is with an Indian child.



Clearly if he can get along with the people who worship the cow he has proven that he can get along with legislators!

Here's my message, Craig, stop being a religious douchebag who is fucking up the world for the rest of us who dont care. Do choking victims try to get the smurfs off the air simply because they are blue? Of course not! And why? Because it isnt fair for the rest of us who arent choking to have to suffer through a world with no smurfs!

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4 comments:

  1. Honestly, I would rather have our government kept busy changing names of sports teams and whatnot instead of starting wars, arresting potheads, and chipping away at our civil rights. Oh yeah, they also like to help industry destroy our environment in return for free dinners and golf trips. Stupid government.

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  2. Anonymous8:54 PM

    have you ever that movie 13th Child, about the actual Jersey Devil? Now THAT'S some scary shit.

    http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0273041/

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  3. Anonymous8:57 AM

    Some of the children were scared silly... the one on the right supposedly kept shouting "TIMMEH!!"

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