1. Men who tightly cross their legs, similar to how women cross their legs, how do they do that? Some are able to cross their legs so tightly that one calf touches the other. The only way I am able to cross my legs is by putting my ankle on my knee. Anything else and the good ole' cock and balls gets in the way.
2. A flesh eating disease would be horrible. The only thing, in my mind at least, that could be worse would be a flesh eating disease taking up residence on ones penis. The sad thing is that I am sure some poor sap out there has had to deal with that! I think I would rather run with the bulls and risk getting a horn thrust through my anus that have to sit there and watch as my penis skin rotted away before my eyes! Id probably end up blaming my parents for getting me circumsised: "See, I could have used that protective layer of skin!"
Yesterday's republican thoughts have been replaced by today's fascination with all things penis. I guess I am trying to say that today I am gay. I dont think a colonic would help me out, at least not in the way that it would have yesterday. It could make getting a date easier, ya know, if I really was gay;)
I once knew a girl that had a penis eating disease.
ReplyDeleteDid she swallow or spit? Sounds like it could be a nice disease for a girlfriend to have, although not so much if she actually physically ate the penis.
ReplyDeleteYou know, if you really want to cross your legs you can always shove your balls up into your body first.I hear that's what transvestites do.
ReplyDeleteThat is one of the most unpleasent hernia-type thoughts that I have ever heard, thanks!
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