Great Porn Names of the 70s and 80s?

What happened to all of the great porn names of the 70s and 80s? Gone are the names similar to Barbara Ballbanger and Harry Dickbag. We no longer have names like Mary Titsnass or Bob Inforcock. Why not? Why have todays porn actresses decided to either use their real name or some name like Brittany or Destiny or Star, names usually associated with stripping, not fucking! We still have the cute names for the movies, like Forrest Hump or Apollo 13 Inches, why must we deal with unoriginal names?

And speaking of cock, in the animal kingdom all male animals have always looked to find a place to stick their dicks. Usually any warm, wet hole, weither it be a vaginal, asshole, or damp log as the case may be, would suffice. It has been drilled into out collective heads that humans are part of the animal kingdom, so isnt it natural that we, as animals, look to stick out pricks in any warm wet hole? And why is it that we scorn some guy who prefers sticking his dick in an asshole over a pussy, weither it be a female or male asshole? Hell, we dont look down upon those that stick their cocks in pocket pussies, and lets be honest, that isnt that far off from a damp log.

I suppose my point is that if you have a dick, stick it in whatever you want to stick it in, as long as that thing you are sticking it in is receptive to your cock! An unreceptive whole can only lead you to bad things, and potentially a court date, which would then lead to jail time, and we all know what road that lead you down - then your warm, damp holes will be used as prison dick recepticles. Yikes!

Amanda Sucknfuck, Peter Hardcock, Georgia Sticksitin, we miss you all!