Senseful ramblings of an incoherent nature from a delusional schizophrenic (or my views on current events)

Wednesday, December 05, 2007

Canadians

Why is it that every Canadian I ever visually examine looks like a member of the Bare Naked Ladies?

Much to do aboot nothing....

Tuesday, December 04, 2007

Ms. Barrett

My fifth grade teacher used to yell, but only when I would return from going to the bathroom. She was tired of me relieving myself and not coming straight back into the room. I used to get a drink right after my pee. The next time I had to go to the bathroom I asked her if I could get a drink first, then go to the bathroom.

She wasnt too thrilled about that idea. She yelled at me again.

I thought it was a creative solution to a problem that troubled me;)