Senseful ramblings of an incoherent nature from a delusional schizophrenic (or my views on current events)

Thursday, June 17, 2004

Here we go

So here I am, sitting in my office, which, by the way, could possibly be the most depressing office anywhere in the world, with nothing to do but sit here and wait for the fuckin day to be over. WHy is it the most depressing office anywhere in the world? Quite simply because there are no windows and all and the size is no bigger than a medium sized closet. There are positives to this office, namely that I dont have to deal with the crazy spewings of my insane boss, and also that if I wanted to I could spend the whole day naked and no one would know any better (thank the building supervisor for double dead bolts!). So, should I get naked and dance around for the rest of my time here or should I act like an appropriate employee and stay clothed? Dare I pull out my cock and, gasp, even spank it around a bit? Too bad I have a dial-up connection here at work, otherwise downloading porn would be an option.

Of course I am kidding in all of this, I would never do anything that would be deemed as inappropriate while at work, I save all of that stuff for when I get home. I have to be honest, I have a crack problem. I love smoking the glass dick and the feeling of that overpowering tingle that goes thru my body when I put the pipe to my everwaiting lips. I cant wait to get over one spell just so I can go back and do more. If smoking crack was like a porno you could call me Linda Lovelace.

Have you ever wanted something so badly that you just had to steal it? Well, I havent, but I am getting the urge to rob from a store, so I am thinking about how I should go about that. I guess I should start small, with say a 5 and 10 store? Maybe jak some gum or perhaps some tic-tacs. Then I could move up to a Rite Aid or CVS and steal a magazine or maybe some sepositories. My next step would be a clothing outlet, TJ Max for instance, where I could take a pair of bloomers or one shoe. After that I would have to hold up a department store and fulfill my need for a fondue pot and a ruffle sheet. Finally, I would graduate to robbing banks where I would burn all of the files holding farmers loans because those farmers deserve a better deal. Shit, they grow our food, they at least deserve as much money as those starving Sally Struther children in Africa get. "17 cents a day can feed a whole family in Africa," imagine what kind of life that would give to our farming clans!

I hate having to be all civil on the telephone at work, pretending to like some lady and act all cordial towards her when in my mind I only want to strangle her last breath out of her. I can stand just about any kind of person as long as they act right and in my mind, nitpicking at every detail of something that was written before my time at this company just isnt right. For starters there is nothing I can do to change what was written before I became a part of the process. Furthermore your constant badgering and calling to discuss things over and over again is neither productive or, in all actuality, a good business practice. It only makes me dislike you even more. But such is the plight of the middle aged, lifelong middle-management female. By the way, being female has nothing to do with it, I just mention that because she has a vagina and in the eyes of the medical field that has her categorized as a woman. Then again, I dont have proof that she doesnt have a penis, so maybe I should just leave that part out. Its a good thing that my life is just starting out, so I know that I will be around a lot longer and move a lot higher than she can possibly envision. After re-reading that statement I am now thoroughly depressed.

Back to smacking my stump, better clean up good when I am done!

Friday, June 04, 2004

Im Always Right

This is the beginning of something beautiful, I can feel it already. I, the author, write to you, the reader, and let you know how things really are. If you want some bullshit buttered up tale about one current event or another go somewhere else. What I can give you is the facts and my honest opinion, which, by the way, is always correct. On the off chance that I am wrong I am convincing enough to make you believe that I am right, so in the end, again, I will at least look right!

All kidding aside, I really just want to right about my opinions and give you a peak into what is going on in my head. If you want to comment please do, and be as harsh as possible! If you want to tell me to go to hell, then by all means, tell me to go to hell, but make sure to mention what I should be doing while I am visiting hell or if you would rather I just stay there(note: hell is my home).

Has anyone noticed that besides the fact that we are fighting a war in the wrong country that the biggest issue which will affect every single person is quietly being pushed under the carpet? Of course I am talking about our first ammendment rights. If Bush has his way, we will all be loyal followers of the Christian Coalitions code of decency. I dont know about you, but that scares me. I am quite tired of being told what I can watch on TV and what I can listen to on the radio. This topic was so hot only a month ago, with the FCC jumping down just about every stations throats, what has happened? Why have they all but ceased their takeover? Where have they gone?

Well, if you ask me (and you are since you are reading), they realized how hot of a topic this was eventually going to turn into, and decided to hold off on this venture until after the election, win or lose. Why? Because Bush's election campaign knows that they will not be able to win if this issue is brought onto the stage. It's sad actually, that todays hottest issues are being decided on by whether a person can win or lose an election, rather than doing what is best for the US population as a whole, but that is what this society has become. Winning or losing in terms of anything is more important than the greater good, it's the US mentality!

I have to give credit to Bush though, he has the entire country believing that he is some kind of moron who has been trying to put a square peg into the round hole. I too used to believe this (I also believed that there were WMDs in Iraq, HA!), however I have changed my tune. He's an actor and his motives are politically powered which is spawned by an almost cult like religious belief. Everything he is doing is to benefit him and his uber-Christian beliefs. Whatever his Church tells him to do, I am sure he does it, and all in the name of American Freedom and Safety! The thing that makes him smart is that even though he can always be heard saying that he is going to look to god for the answer, the majority of this country doesnt even see him as a Jesus freak!

Alright, that is enough rambling on for now, please let me know what you think, and if you really want to get me going, post a topic for me to talk about. I promise to give you my honest vews